Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So many bounce houses so little time
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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