Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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