im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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