hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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