there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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