idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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