i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
