I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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