friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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