you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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