Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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