Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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