Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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