I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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