Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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