ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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