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He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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