i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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