normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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