Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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