Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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