If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
