She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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