i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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