Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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