It's just like the Real World with babies
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i think i just lost a toe
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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