I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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