BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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