So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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