You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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