Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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