bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
