North Korea, Best Korea!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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