and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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