I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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