Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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