You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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