Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?