I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name