You surviving the open bar?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...