i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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