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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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