I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Randomize
