My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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