It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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