I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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