You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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