I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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