Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
