While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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