the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I want to be your penis for a week.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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