I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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