Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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