I need to stop coming to work sober
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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